September 2009
“Hey you asshole! You gonna eat all that dog food yourself!?”
—Toby: (via theofficequotes)
“
Michael Scott: I’m going in for a procedure today.
Oscar: Is everything ok?
Michael Scott: Yeah. It’s routine. I’m just a little bit scared.
Oscar: I’m sure everything will be fine. What’s the procedure if you don’t mind my asking?
Michael Scott: It is a colonoscopy.
Oscar: Ok.
Michael Scott: In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions. [pause] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word?
Oscar: Yeah. [walks out of the office]
” —(via theofficequotes)
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Stay Together For The Kids // Blink-182
Will always be a favourite.
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Young Forever-Jay Z
10835.) I'm so done with everyone. It's weird how my expectations changed for everyone and I don't respect nearly 90% of the people I did before.
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