Michael Scott: I’m going in for a procedure today.
Oscar: Is everything ok?
Michael Scott: Yeah. It’s routine. I’m just a little bit scared.
Oscar: I’m sure everything will be fine. What’s the procedure if you don’t mind my asking?
Michael Scott: It is a colonoscopy.
Michael Scott: In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions. [pause] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word?
Oscar: Yeah. [walks out of the office]” —(via theofficequotes)